Gonzo Poem: Sign Your Name Right Here

if you believe in UFO’s and a magic mirror

sign your name right here

if you believe Bigfoot drinks beer

sign your name right here

if you think there’s no pollution in the atmosphere

sign your name right here

if you’re into kinky sex and like to domineer

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if your looking for a long career

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in order to make your wishes crystal clear

sign your name right here

if you enjoy getting attention with a Bronx cheer

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do you have days when things are unclear?

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have you ever thought about being a volunteer?

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