What a feast!
That top sirloin steak was the tastiest meat I ever did eat. Folks in the hills would be green with envy if they saw what I just finished packing down.
Beside that 16 oz. steak, I had a lobster, a baked potato, and some steamed collard greens with gravy on them. I followed that up with some rhubarb pie topped with vanilla ice cream. I have to say, it’s the best meal I’ve ever eaten.
And its the last meal I’ll ever eat. Crime don’t pay.
Go ahead jailer. Flip that switch.
I’m ready to meet my maker!